Humor

Author Title Rating Pairing Summary
Anna The Birthday Present NC-17 A/S Apollo decides that Starbuck ought to have a birthday party with lots and lots of presents - only every time he tries to buy Starbuck a present, fate intervenes. After the party, Starbuck gets the best present of all, although Apollo unfortunately does not come gift wrapped.
Anna The Shopping List NC-17 A/S  
Anna Tales From the Turboflush R A/S Or how Apollo deals with the two hormone-ridden adolescents in his life: Troy (Boxey), who's only discovering sex and Starbuck, who can't imagine life without it, as long as it's with Apollo...
Betty, Jen (lmr), and Sithkitten The Evil Sheba Chronicles NC-17, eventually A/S, other Disclaimer: We don't own them and we're not making any money from this.
Summary: She started out as a good little girl. She loved her Daddy, she loved her friends, she loved her job. And then one day this Colonial Warrior went around the bend and gave her soul over to Darkness. Read the tales of her attempts to conquer those shining paragons of Light, Starbuck and Apollo. Read how they effortlessly counteract her foul plans- although, no matter what they do, Evil Sheba somehow just can't die.

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Betty Anything For You NC-17 A/S How far would Starbuck and Apollo go for each other?
Betty Fallen Idol NC-17 S/Other, S/A A very important part of Starbuck's anatomy isn't working. What is causing it and what will he do to correct it?

Warnings: Het sex sort of but only in first part m/m sex later

Dedicated to Lanio, who gave me the idea. For those of you who don't know Lanio, she is lurking on the list at the moment. I met her on the BSGFanFic site, you know the list that's stuck in PG land.

Thanks go out to Karo of bsgslash for doing the beta for me and giving me suggestions on how to make this story better while Rita is away. This is also the first het story she has beta'd.

Note: I don't like the title of this story, so as the story progressing and anyone can think of a better one, please let me know.

Betty and Karo (Katy Rose) Measurements NC-17 A/S Disclaimer: Someone else owns the charactersbut they're having fun.
Warnings: Sex, all very consensual
Synopsis: Starbuck and Apollo compare measurements, sort of …
Betty When Fear Takes Control NC-17 A/S An old fear of Apollo's gets the better of him.
Fingers Pressed Into Service NC-17 A/S Warnings: None really- Some Starbuck hurt (minor) and Apollo comfort (but he gets to have fun too)all completely consensual.
Summary: Set in the AD universe, just before Finals and Commencement...
Iris My Funny Valentine PG A/S This is a funny/romantic Valentine story, with just a little bit of angst thrown in to keep things interesting. After all, making up is the best thing about fighting, right? No violence or anything.
Note: I just invented "Lover's Festival" because I doubt they have Valentine's Day on the Galactica/Colonies.
Jen (lmr) Insanity Claus R A/S Summary: Geez, either read the story or don't. Next you'll be asking me to blow your nose for you.

Okay, its an emergency snippet for Betty. Betty, I'm pretty sure after you read this you'll be insane again. If you're not, then maybe you were never sane in the first place.

Betty wrote:

Something awful has happened. I can`t write slash, I can`t comment on slash, I can`t even think slash.............Christmas has driven me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SANE!!!!!!!!!!

*****FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME PLEASE*****

Betty

*****

Hold on, Betty! Hold on! Insanity Claus is on the way! I have an idea that is so stupid it couldn't be described as anything but utter lunacy. You'll be insane again before you know it! Well, you won't know it because you'll be insane again... why am I bothering to explain this to a looney?

Sincerely Nuts,
Insanity Claus' Little Helper

Karo (Katy Rose) and Betty Measurements NC-17 A/S Disclaimer: Someone else owns the charactersbut they're having fun.
Warnings: Sex, all very consensual
Synopsis: Starbuck and Apollo compare measurements, sort of …
Karo (Katy Rose) Solstice Spice NC-17 A/S Disclaimer: Someone else owns the characters/setting/general concept.
Warnings: Holiday Fic - Somewhat messy
Synopsis: The boys make love and cookies, recipe included from FoodTV.com
Karo (Katy Rose) Buttercream NC17 S/A Summary: What happened to that pastry bag.
Warnings: This is a sequel to "Solstice Spice"; it's silly and messy and sweet
Sithkitten A Divine Comedy PG A/S A bit of goofiness to lighten the dismal mood around here lately, told from Cupid's viewpoint.
Sithkitten Best-Laid Plans R you won't believe your eyes It's because of a dare. That's all I'll say.
Sithkitten Dessert PG A/S Apollo, Starbuck, and Boxey go out for ice cream... and Apollo has difficulty controlling himself. Inspired by a discussion on bsgslash. And the Lion's Roar is based on fact- anyone ever gets the chance, I highly recommend the Lyon's Soda Fountain in Lyons, CO. But take a friend if you dare to eat the Roar, and make sure all the flavors go together well... : P
Sithkitten Light Fluff PG A/S The boys are sent on a mission to gather an undisclosed something from a new world and become closely acquainted with some of the indigenous life forms.
Syble Vindiciae G A/S Disclaimer: Universal Studios and/or Glen Larson owns them; I just play with them.
Summary: Apollo wonders why everyone is acting so strange.
Notes: Thanks, Anna, for looking this over and laughing in the right places.
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