Plot? What Plot?

Author Title Rating Pairing Summary
Ayelet Have I Made A Match For You R A/other This needs a little explaining first. Kyle is my baby. Well, actually, he's the big brother I gave Starbuck (as a birthday present, you see. I was feeling generous). Um, if anyone's interested, he's introduced in my story "Caprica Day" (On the BSG Fanfic archives, or e-mail me, and I'll send you a copy.), and I'm working on his comeback to Starbuck's life these days. Anyway! To make a long story short, he was thought dead when Starbuck was 12, and this is set after he's back. I think that about covers it, no?
Okay, now I think you know all the things you need to know. Remember, this is my *first* slash story, so be nice. ;) On behalf on the Captain and crew of the Galactica, have a nice reading. :)
Author's notes: Apollo/Kyle Slash. You asked for this, Sanna, you have no one to blame but yourself. And, well, Apollo, obviously. Skinny little brat.
Betty Fallen Idol NC-17 S/Other, S/A A very important part of Starbuck's anatomy isn't working. What is causing it and what will he do to correct it?

Warnings: Het sex sort of but only in first part m/m sex later

Dedicated to Lanio, who gave me the idea. For those of you who don't know Lanio, she is lurking on the list at the moment. I met her on the BSGFanFic site, you know the list that's stuck in PG land.

Thanks go out to Karo of bsgslash for doing the beta for me and giving me suggestions on how to make this story better while Rita is away. This is also the first het story she has beta'd.

Note: I don't like the title of this story, so as the story progressing and anyone can think of a better one, please let me know.

Betty I Want My Bunk Back! R A/other  
Betty and Karo (Katy Rose) Measurements NC-17 A/S Disclaimer: Someone else owns the charactersbut they're having fun.
Warnings: Sex, all very consensual
Synopsis: Starbuck and Apollo compare measurements, sort of …
Betty Mine! R S/other Okay Becky, the evil list Mom for bsgadult, put out this story dare so I did it, hey when have I ever refused a dare?

So here is the dare:

Write a story where Sheba goes drunk or drugged, up to the bridge drops to her knees behind Starbuck, yanks off his pants, bites his ass and afterward grabs his manhood announcing that "Now, your anaconda is mine and only mine."
Love Always,
The Evil List Mom & PROUD Of It

and here is my response.

Heidi M I Just Had To Tell You R A/S  
Heidi M Scene NC-17 A/S  
Heidi M A Second Scene NC-17 A/S  
Heidi M A Third Scene R A/S  
Heidi M A Fourth Scene PG A/S  
Heidi M A Fifth Scene NC-17 A/S  
Heidi M A Sixth Scene G A/S  
Iris Friends and Lovers PG A/S Summary: Apollo is bored and Starbuck finds a solution to his boredom.
Jat Sapphire More Than Words Can Say NC-17 A/SAuthor's Website: www.geocities.com/jat_sapphire
Disclaimer: I don't make money; I hardly make sense. The characters, setting, and distinctive slang here are not mine.
Warning: Mime, but it's only referred to. Some fantasy play.
Summary: Starbuck and Apollo communicate (better?) without words.
Spoilers: None, unless it's a spoiler that Apollo adopted that perky child and still has him after Serina's gone.
Kamikaze The Mysterious Valentine PG S/? Summary: Yeah right! Okay, I'll be semi-nice. It's Academy days and Starbuck is getting strange notes attached to surfaces of his quarters. Will he follow the instructions? Or will he go stark raving loony trying to figure out who sent them?
Disclaimer: Yada yada. Please don't sue me!
Warning: This story is meant to confuse you slightly. So, if it does, don't worry about it! {g}
Note: They always say 'write what you know about', so the first paragraph contains a little geophysics assignment I had to do. Also the school I'm using for the Academy is my very own University of Calgary. The bit about the tunnels in part 2 is an actual story, and so's the reason they blocked them off. A map of the campus (albeit confusing and tiny) can be found at:
http://www.ucalgary.ca/map/
Thanx to Claire for the quote with 'Whose': "I'm not listing pairings for this one - guessing is half the fun {g}" Well, try your guessing talents with this one, peeps! Is it Apollo, Boomer, other? Or am I pulling all your chains and I've actually accidentally written a hetro story? Hehehehehehehe
Karen Stolen NC17 A/S er, um. This is easily the smuttiest piece I've ever written, and there's not a lot of plot (which is not to say none), but if you like this sort of thing, it's the sort of thing you'll like... Apollo tries an old trick on a new target and is surprised and undone
Karen You Never Do Know PG Sh/? Sheba finds love where she least expects it
Karo (Katy Rose) and Betty Measurements NC-17 A/S Disclaimer: Someone else owns the charactersbut they're having fun.
Warnings: Sex, all very consensual
Synopsis: Starbuck and Apollo compare measurements, sort of ...
Karo (Katy Rose) Caprican Sonnet R A/S Disclaimer: Someone else owns the characters but they're having fun.
Warnings: Poetry and Bad Verse
Synopsis: Anonymous Challenge Fic
Karo (Katy Rose) Sniffles NC-17 A/S Summary: Starbuck has a cold.
Warnings: Pretty explicit sex (consensual)
Karo (Katy Rose) A Taste of Honey NC-17 A/S Disclaimer: Someone else owns the characters, but they're having fun
Warnings: Stickiness, small wild animals
Synopsis: Apollo takes Starbuck someplace special for his birthday, and it isn't the Rising Star!
Warnings: Sex, all very consensual
Rita Abbreviations NC-17 A/S A punishment fic, allegedly for Jenlmr, but you know how my stories go.

Warnings: Mild BDSM

Rita Apollo On A Stick NC-17 A/S Dedicated to Sanna - who wanted just such a sequel.
Rita Dedicated to Sanna's Return PG multiple  
Rita Grog and Spilt Ambrosa NC-17 A/S Starbuck's had a bad day and Apollo seems determined to make it worse.

Inspired by Fingers
Rita Hot Fudge Sundae NC-17 A/S Dedicated to Betty - to cheer her up.
Rita Missing Scene from Hand of God PG A/S  
Rita Missing Scene from The Long Patrol R A/B Claire asked, and how can I refuse my favorite co-author of angst.

Scene opens after Starbuck has launched.

Rita Missing Scene II from "The Long Patrol" NC-17 A/B/S Dedicated to Ivanova, Starfire, and Claire, who all requested this!
Warning: three-way male sex between *my* favorite BSG characters - all consensual (how very odd for me!).
Place: Just after the end of the banquet (the last scene in "The Long Patrol").
Rita PWP R A/S  
Rita Terms Of Payment R S  
Sithkitten Bubble R A/S Introducing my old friend from another universe: the Wish Fulfillment Fairy!
Sithkitten Diversion NC-17 A/S  
Sithkitten Images   ??/?? Not much to say about this... it's a PWP.
Sithkitten Meltdown NC-17 A/S This is the result of a chance-made comment and a dare. Just be aware, the title is really a warning...
Sithkitten Voyages of Discovery NC-17 A/S Apollo does a bit of research in the fleet BBS and finds some surprising info... NC-17
And by the way... the "surprising info" came from something Betty sent me, an excerpt from a longer piece about... *ahem* let's say the joys of sex. If I knew the author, I'd attribute it properly, but I don't so I'm sorry.
Starwinder Starbuck R A/S The title 'Starbuck' is sort of uninspired but I may do a companion piece and call it 'Apollo' so that might work out. Of course if I get inspired at some point I may change the title. Don't worry if I do change the title of a story I always include a note that it's 'also known as' whatever the previous title was so people don't go to read it and then say "Wait a minute I read this under another title!"
Starwinder Apollo NC-17 A/S Sequel to Starbuck
Syble Unknown Lovers Club NC-17 Apollo-Starbuck Disclaimer: Universal Studios and/or Glen Larson owns them. I'm just playing with them.
Notes: This is my first attempt at a sex scene and I had it safely hidden deep in the depths of my hard drive. Then I sent the rough draft to Anna for her birthday and she kindly sent it back, beta corrected, and with some very welcome suggestions - including a request that I post it to the list. So here it is. <g>
Summary: A interesting club - some sex - what more do you need to know?<g>
Valerie Thomas How Many Hands??? NC-17 A/S  
Valerie Thomas How Many Hands 2 NC-17 A/S When Starbuck makes a bet with Apollo, his best friend surprises him.
Val Thomas Still the One NC-17 A/S Starbuck helps his lifemate relax after a tough day.
Val Thomas When You Wish Upon A Starbuck NC-17 A/S It's truth time when Apollo sends Starbuck's date away.
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