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Here it is, folks, the obligatory disclaimer... none of this material is wholly original. No copyright infringement is intended. This site is intended for my own entertainment and that of my visitors. No profit will come from these stories in any way, shape, or form. Farscape is property of the SciFi Channel, and that's just too damn bad. The Star Wars Universe is owned by George Lucas. Etc, etc... if you see it here, it ain't mine. I'm just borrowing characters to play with.
Tiny little scene, not much to it, but spawned by Scratch'n'Snif. Ever wonder what would happen if Jool and Chiana got together?
*Also archived at SlashFanfiction.com.
Okay, this is wrong. I know it's wrong, but I can't get the damn images out of my head, so I must write them and share them with the world, so everyone else can get as squicked as I do by the thoughts in my demented little mind.
What is so wrong? you ask. Well. let me tell you... Crichton/Scorpius. *shudder* This here scene is just the beginning, there's a longer, much more twisted piece that I've been working on, describing the events leading to this scene in detail, and carrying on beyond it. Ick.
This is not finished yet. It's (unfortunately) mainly het, inspired by a friend at work torturing me with images of two Chrichtons and Aeryn in bed. She's supposed to be writing the next part—I just can't do het that well at all, anymore. But this bit is at least kind of funny, so I'm putting it up unfinished.
Beware, this one's excessively cheesy—just a goofy little filk I wrote at work, in anticipation of that night's Farscape episode.
And there's an additional verse now, written after watching the first episode (finally).
This is a series in progress. Eventually, it will share with the world the backstory I made up, some of it with help from friends, over the long years when I thought there would only be three Star Wars movies made. Now I only wish there had only been three movies made... but never mind that. Anyway, there is absolutely no resemblance between my story and the two prequel movies we've seen so far, other than a few names and places.
Senator Palpatine has begun his bid for power.
A lifelong dream is realized when Anakin Skywalker takes to the stars.
Something bad happened one day, something very bad, and it changed little Leia's life forever.
Warning: original character death
Kail Naffi was an ordinary Imperial pilot, proud to serve the Empire and with an eye out for advancement, until the destruction of Alderaan.
Note: and yes, it's another story that wouldn't have happened without Karen. I was reading her SW fanfic (really good stuff, by the way) when I got kicked back into SW mode. I borrowed her version of Wedge, and used her work as my info on the Rebels, since I don't do the EU novels *at all.*
It's a prequel to Aftermath. Ye gods, first Darth George does it, now I'm doing it too... *sigh* Anyway, I liked poor Kail Naffi too much to just leave him dead.
Kind of a weird little poem, but what the hell.
Rating: NC-17
Pure smut, and nothing but. An off duty Imperial officer goes looking for something and finds more than he expected.
*Also archived at SlashFanfiction.com.
R2D3 was quietly waiting to begin his day of work, when an accident changed his life forever. Now he is Superdroid, dedicated to the liberation of droids everywhere from the manipulative control of organics.
A silly little dialogue written for a contest on the SciFiVine. Needless to say, it didn't win, but I had fun writing it.
*inspired by the Sith Academy.
Pretty self-explanatory, wouldn't you think?
*inspired by the Sith Academy.
What would you do with multiple clones of Darth Maul, all bent on mischief?
*inspired by the Sith Academy
A silly filk, inspired by the Sith Academy tale of when My Apprentice had kittens, who were sent to torment the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. The tune is based on "Children of the Sun," by Billy Thorpe.
Yet another goofy filk, this one to the tune of "Hair of the Dog" by Nazareth, aka the son of a bitch song.
*also archived at the YEB.
*also archived at Naughty Mind Trick.
And yes, it's an entry in Yoda's diary.
This is a Bad Fanfic. In fact, this fanfic is so incredibly bad that it was denied entry into the hallowed halls of Bad Fanfic! No Biscuit! It is an overly exaggerated parody of bad fanfiction, and the only reason I'm putting it here is that even now, a year after I wrote it, it can still reduce the person that made me write it to helpless laughter.
And by the way—it's Voyager. B'Elanna and Seven. Read at your own risk.
And just so you don't think I can only write lousy-ass bad fanfic about Voyager, there's a real B'Elanna/Seven story in the works, and a couple others teasing at my subconscious.
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